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I have eaten nothing but oats for every meal for weeks. So the decision to sell out was a pretty easy one. Because fortunately, everything is improved by capitalism, like magazines, Latin American governments, and the quality of my oats. [IN STOCK] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1652230205172-OSIARAF973J18QFDFDZ7/REBOOT+Cover.png Print - Issue 7: REBOOT After a pandemic, a newly elected non matriarchal leadership team, and the crushing realization that nobody actually reads and just buys our magazine because ha-ha funny picture, we needed a break. After a failed rap album, a horse costume ketamine debacle, and a lifetime exile from Canada, we decided that maybe satire really was our true calling. That maybe, just maybe, we should give it one final shot. So we did. And after putting blood, sweat, and tears into the creation of this magazine, we can now say with absolute certainty, that satire is not for us. But hey, at least it’s still got some funny pictures in it. [IN STOCK] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1632423236995-U20DDRYDCUGZVW6MQG4L/SDR.jpeg Print - Issue 6: Sex, Drugs & Rock n’ Roll Sex, Drugs & Rock n’ Roll is Offleash’s most wholesome magazine yet. Our writers were especially passionate about the sexual aspect of this publication, as it is the only part of the title they are completely deprived of. Each copy comes with a tab of acid stapled into the front cover. [SOLD OUT] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1632422298639-SFM35ET5VF5B9Q1K3OW0/Untitled_Artwork+1+copy.png Print - Issue 5: Conspiracy The Conspiracy Issue is by far Offleash’s most mysterious publication. Read articles about made-up urban legends such as Bigfoot, Nessie, and Charles Darwin. Explore a special “choose your own adventure” series. Note: the “choose your own adventure” article automatically assumes that you, the reader are capable of possessing free will. Lastly, to further promote this issue I will now list the United State’s nuclear codes: [REDACTED], [REDACTED], 80085. [SOLD OUT, OR IS IT?] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1632423649239-0J5ROTQ7YAI4BBTS8VMW/Untitled_Artwork%2B%284%29.png Print - Issue 4 & 1/2: The Quarantine Diaries Offleash’s first fully online publication! Click the link to check it out yourself. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1579036270810-PZY9DM275BX2K20AU0VF/cover4.png Print - Issue 4: This is Not Compostable All too often do we hear complaints about bringing Off Leash online, and curbing our use of paper altogether. So with that in mind we are happy to announce our sustainability issue. Watch us tackle the exact unsustainable behaviors and beliefs that might also be fueling our drive to print these jokes on these oh-so-beautiful, yet-oh-so-wasteful magazines (our heads say no, but our hearts say YES). Get yours today for environmentally-friendly pieces like, “4 Things I’m Sorry I Threw in the Ocean”, “Your Drugs Aren't Sustainable”, “Climate Scientists: ‘Earth’s Got Like 2-3 Years TOPS and it’s All Women’s Fault’”, “I’m Sorry I Ate Your Uncle: Confessions of a Teenage Vegan”, and so many more! [SOLD OUT] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1579036223608-YW9O5IE4ZWYSO4SVU4GF/cover3.png Print - Issue 3: The Commitment Issue Join us as we take a deep dive into analyzing everything from committing to a relationship, college commitments, being committed into medical hospital, and our own lack of commitment towards a timely release of our third issue! It includes such pieces as, “True Perseverance: Group Project Complete With Only One Casualty”, “How to Win Grades and Influence Professors”, “Students Rally Together for Newest Community Support Group: ‘My Ex is a Republican’”, and “Guest Speaker Hasn’t Left Yet”. [SOLD OUT] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1579035393790-3UDMC6FXNGAP4ET40P7Z/cover2.png Print - Issue 2: The Free Speech Issue Never before has this school seen such unrepentant, offensive, and outright nonsensical writing as this: “Five Controversial Political Commentators Ranked by Bangability”, “Your Opinion is Wrong and I Hate You, Please F*ck Me”, “Suppressed Fart Demands to be Heard”, and so many more. [SOLD OUT] https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1579035338445-XX5SFY7LZLGSMHHY70TF/cover1.png Print - Issue 1: This is Our First Issue A piece of our collective history: the first edition of this school’s first ever satirical magazine. Including pieces like, “A Visitor’s Guide to Suzzallo Starbucks”, “7 Ways to Meet a Boundless Boy”, “UW to Instill House System like Hogwarts But There is Another One and it is Called Flipperton”, and “What to do When you Find Yourself on the Seventh Plane of Existence as a Limbless Triangle”. [SOLD OUT] https://www.offleashnews.com/home daily 1.0 2025-04-29 https://www.offleashnews.com/about daily 0.75 2026-02-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1708567294786-VPYBALNB212MDCY4OGXG/IMG_0101.jpeg About - A.S. A.S. is not your average woman. In fact, before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1708568327305-X60ERW1NBDIZVN2HBCAZ/9625206704_19f563b0fd.jpg.jpg About - M.B. MB no longer remembers the rain, the Alamo, or any other important thing. Conversation is pointless, as there’s that white fuzz from pill bottles where her brain should be. Despite never having a single intelligent thought, she is wanted in 37 island nations. Wanted by 37 cunt-ries, but not a single girl. Damn. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1732564003006-3D31GX2JES4I56IUY7IA/IMG_7001.jpeg About - V.B. After winning “best to bring home to your parents” in highschool, she has now been heard to have a promising talent in being able to find anyone's address online. She paused her game to be here, and Off Leash is blessed to have her on the funniest and sexiest group on campus. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1762294051385-3EDCA2OZ2UNVPBZ8Y5W8/7abc8b02e56915e128904a524be2f2cf+%281%29.jpg About - A.V. A.V. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1733254160672-9CBZU7XUBCKVQ4JVV8P0/IMG_1073.jpeg About - S.A. When SA was 9 years old he tried to do a backflip in front of a group of cheerleaders. He landed directly on his face and shattered his nose, but was told “nice try” by one of the cheerleaders. This remains his greatest accomplishment. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1738955952473-LTVE4D2B2YVG5HO9IM2D/literallyme.jpg About - B.H. Indoor enthusiast. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1761873877125-1PN7LQOMNRPXGMLU9HB3/1000032587.jpg About - A.D. I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I- I—MEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOW ME OW MEOWM; EOWMEOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW M MEOW https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1767984953749-HJ1QSG2EAHVG500J6LUC/Screenshot+2026-01-09+at+10.55.42%E2%80%AFAM.png About - E.B. When she’s not prowling the corridors of Padelford or speaking in strange tongues, E.B can be found searching through the Center Table garbage bins looking for the “secret.” E.B knows that the secret is close and cannot elude her for much longer. She will find it soon and when she does Everything will become clear. 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There is nothing else to know about me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1770948372169-F6180IY6USUQSPRUQSJG/Screenshot+2026-02-12+at+6.05.59%E2%80%AFPM.png About - Z.W. She’ll get the job done if the request is ao3 formatted. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1770694570964-J48WS84Y5NLYVAQBCKTD/Screenshot+2026-02-09+at+7.35.59%E2%80%AFPM.png About - S.R. S.R. wishes he was a little bit taller, wishes he could be a baller, and wishes he had a girl who looked good (he would call her,) and most importantly wishes he had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four Impala. This year he hopes to eat a sandwich. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1770694403784-R3WJ5CI1OT0BG5WP5BHB/Screenshot+2026-02-09+at+7.33.16%E2%80%AFPM.png About - B.L. Unprofessional water drinker. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1770694451028-BEY2J12765NP6IB5A4ZK/Screenshot+2026-02-09+at+7.34.00%E2%80%AFPM.png About - C.T. One time in middle school, on a dare, C.T. asked out and got rejected by 103 girls in one day. With this one irrevocable bargain, fate’s die was cast and the rest of his life has pretty much been downhill from there. When not throwing rocks at Foster students, C.T. can usually be found drinking copious amounts of rum and riding lime scooters, pretending to be a pirate. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5dc1f4f6e5b7f61b587c8850/1708568188281-XXY8IEBXJ4Z8H2M3I7TJ/Unknown-3.jpg About - C.H. CH is not a lesbian guys! Stop asking. 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