We are all tired of this technocratic dictatorship that has loomed over us our entire lives. There’s always an “expert” on TV or on the news telling us what we can and cannot do; what is  “legal” and “illegal.” These disgusting little “scientists” have perverted and soiled  safe and healthy activities for no good reason other than to control us. They say things like “wear a seatbelt,” “don’t smoke cigarettes when kids are in the car with the windows up,” or “drinking the hose water is bad.” No more! We all must take a stand against this flood of fear-mongering, and it starts with us challenging their sociopaths on the front-line: chemistry TAs.

Whomst amongst us has not been the victim of a chemistry TA telling us “not to drink whatever is in that beaker” or at least suffered similar manipulation? Listen, I’m not stupid, I know what water looks like: it’s clear and it don’t smell too much. And they have the audacity to tell me that what I’m looking at ain’t water? This is gaslighting and abuse on full display.

We cannot afford to let this continue, we must act now. I am calling upon all freethinkers: find whatever liquid in a chem lab you can, look directly into the eyes of your bitch chemistry TA and start chugging. Search for every beaker and flask you can find and suck them dry. Do a keg stand with the “hexane” jugs if you really care about you and your children’s future. This is the tipping point.

I forgot how to read but this is exactly what 1984 is about. Now is the time, let’s reclaim our future just like our Enlightenment forefathers would have wanted. Remember: if a substance is clear and odorless then it is most definitely safe and drinkable, despite what the elites want you to think. Bill Gates, eat your heart out.

Cheers.

B.J