New Bill to “Grind Trans Children into a Fine Paste” Proposed After Washington Voters Approve I-638
The initiative was championed by Let’s Go Washington, a conservative organization spearheaded by Maga Millionaire Brian Heyward. Heyward, a M*rmon hedge fund manager, has been reported to spend his days lurking in the sewer system and attempting to lure children into his lair with red balloons. His initiative was opposed by the Washington State Nurses Association, No Hate in Washington State, and Jesus Christ. Supporters of the bill included Child-Touchers of Washington State, TPUSA, Yes Hate in Washington State, and Adolf Hitler’s ghost.
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