November 4, 2019

Happy Week 6, dawgs! 

We are officially halfway through fall quarter, so set your 5:55 AM alarms, and get ready to fight to the death to register for the classes you want. As your go-to source for campus tips and tricks, we wanted to highlight a new UW course that might...

October 22, 2019

1. Pumpkin Patch - Nothing says fall time like these round orange gourds. If you have an instagram, you know just how integral this activity is for a fall experience. Going to a pumpkin patch is a great way to forget about how the bus to Snohomish is 30 minutes long an...

October 17, 2019

I don’t know why I didn’t see it coming. I saw it everywhere: a sign announces a new apartment complex, subsequent and sudden demolition and construction, and some brand new apartment. 

But when it came to my own body, I always thought I was safe. I mean I’ve grown quit...

October 11, 2019

Early this morning political science administrators were super embarrassed to find that some prankster had totally gone and put white-out on every reference to Hong Kong across the political science department’s textbooks. 

“Boy-oh-boy, were our faces red,” said Randy A...

October 1, 2019

New revelations surrounding the University of Washington’s animal testing have revealed groundbreaking justifications surrounding its animal testing trials. The study found that despite violating basic ethics by testing and torturing animals, the UW’s monkeys were some...

June 3, 2019

In the wake of the news that the small but mighty Sanskrit department at UW is facing termination, UW administration has decided to slash all foreign language offerings except for Java. Currently, the university offers 45 different foreign languages, from popular choic...

May 3, 2019

Off Leash News was given the amazing opportunity to sit down with Dodge Sullivan, the president of the UW College Republicans, to discuss the inspiration behind the launch of their brand new campaign “Caucasian Liberation.” The campaign is centered around the reclamati...

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