Demond Williams Jr. Entered the Wrong Portal and is Now Missing in Another Dimension

The last couple of weeks have been tough for Husky Football fans, as numerous players have entered the transfer portal to leave Seattle. The new year has seen heavy hitters like Adam Mohammed, Raiden Vines-Bright, and star quarterback Demond Williams Jr. setting their sights on other colleges. 

While Mohammed and Vines-Bright have successfully committed to other schools through the transfer portal, Williams Jr. has reportedly entered a multi-dimensional wormhole instead. He hasn’t been seen or heard from in over a week, and UWPD has put out a statement asking the public for help. 

“As students are well aware, Mr. Williams Jr. has been missing from campus for over a week. As of now, we are investigating whether there is any connection to the 3000ft magic obelisk that appeared in the Quad on Halloween. We’ve also sent patrols into the Nether, the Upside Down, and the Multiverse to try and track our quarterback down. If anyone has any interdimensional contacts, please come forward with any information.”

UW students have also voiced their concerns that Williams Jr. could have entered The End dimension after potentially confusing it for the end-zone. This would mean that he would have to fight and defeat the Ender Dragon before being able to come home. If that’s the case, students will have to hope that his throwing accuracy and proficiency in archery can overpower the unforgiving matriarch. 

University of Washington Admins have also recruited the help of interdimensional experts such as Stranger Things star Will Byers, Steve from Minecraft, and Dr. Strange. The three held a heavily attended press conference in Kane 130 on Tuesday.

“We are confident that we can probably bring some of Williams Jr. back to Seattle,” Dr. Strange stated during the press conference. 

“I just- I just- I- I don’t like girls,” Will Byers continued, “and we can’t let Vecna kill your quarterback.” 

When asked for a comment, Steve shouted “Chicken jockey.” 

Godspeed, Demond.